that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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