woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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