wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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