On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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