I bet he comes in French.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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