I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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