This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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