do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Randomize
