im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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