do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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