woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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