i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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