those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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