we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
These tits shall not be calmed
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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