What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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