But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize