Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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