yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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