shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
