I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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