I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?