i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.