I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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