he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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