Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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