he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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