i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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