yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How does it feel to date your dad?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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