i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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