it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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