The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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