I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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