Can Purell be used as lube?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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