I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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