ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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