Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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