i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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