I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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