At least make sure they are 18
Why
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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