i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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