quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i will never coherently bang her
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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