He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you win again, gameday.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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