she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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