So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it because I queefed?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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