RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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