I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't think brook has ever known best
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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