Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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