I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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