Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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