I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.