haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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