I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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