New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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