i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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