New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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